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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.