What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.