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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's