What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.