Joe Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.