Joe Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe