There were no jokes in the Post.
A cup of Joe.
Traitor Joe's
He was a Mets fan.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because he has a LED-TV.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
I saved you a stool.
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
He re-posts it.
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Because you have to court her before you pound her.
Have it Yahweh.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Catoons
Iced lolly.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
