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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.