Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

Previous Random Joke Next

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Met Jokes More Met Jokes

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.