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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What building has the most stories?

A library.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours