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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.