What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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She moved.

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Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.