What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

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What is the size of women in Italy?

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours