What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.