What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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They go shopping at a department store.

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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A peta-file.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.