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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours