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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!