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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!