Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!