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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

World Jokes More World Jokes

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)