Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!