Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!