Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the highest number in the world?

420

What's the fastest drink in the world?

Sonic the eggnog.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!