Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

World Jokes More World Jokes

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!