Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!