Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.