Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup