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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup