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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup