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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!