What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!