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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)