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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!