What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!