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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.