What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!