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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.