What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!