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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!