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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.