Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.