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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.