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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers