Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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A tea rex.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.