Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.