Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers