Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate