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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.