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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to.

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Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.