Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks