Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.