What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.