What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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He was too far out man

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Yello?

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.