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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home