What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle