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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!