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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.