What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.