What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.