What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.