Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!