Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.