Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw.

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie