Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.