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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Each of their last big hits was the wall.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.