How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.