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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...