What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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Pennsylvania.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.