What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.