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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity