What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.