Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.