Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia