Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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They take the psychopath.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!