Pennsylvania Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania