What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.