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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.