Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)