Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)