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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Shia Jokes More Shia Jokes

What do you call Shia Labeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.