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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.