Shia Jokes

What do you call Shia Labeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.