Sunni Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction