Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.