Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork