Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.