Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.