Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!