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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!