Philadelphia Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

Makes choking sounds*

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry