Philadelphia Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!