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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.