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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.