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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!