Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.