Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.