Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.