Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon