What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Country Singer Jokes More Country Singer Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.