What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.