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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Country Singer Jokes More Country Singer Jokes

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.