Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus