How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!