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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh