How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".