How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.