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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff