How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.