How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.