How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!