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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!