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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Defiled.

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Camembert!

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Mi Kase es su Kase.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.