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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Grate Jokes More Grate Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.