What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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He said: "Nah amine"

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Alarmed.

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Hey, you're old!

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!