What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.