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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.