Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.