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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

R/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent