Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The republican presidential candidates.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.