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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.