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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.