What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.