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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya