Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.