Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.