Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.