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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.