Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.