Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.