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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.