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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.