What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.