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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

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What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.