What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars