What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars