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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars