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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default