What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars