What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars