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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.