Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.