Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.