Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else