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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.