Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

Www.AshleyMadison.com

What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.