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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.