Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.