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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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Wha suh b?

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.