Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna