Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna