Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna