Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna