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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna