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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna