Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna