Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes