Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.