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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt