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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.