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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.