Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.