What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday