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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

End Jokes More End Jokes

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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