What begins with P ends with E and has ...

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

End Jokes More End Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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