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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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E Jokes More E Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.