Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Wire haired terriers!!
It is now a parent.
Because the lime was engaged.
E-gypt
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!
Vanmailen.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
He wanted to check his e-mail.