Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Internit Jokes More Internit Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.