Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
A dog.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
In a henvelope!
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
Vanmailen.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
