Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Because it's always in bed.
She was always using fowl language.
With his Parceltongue.
With their fish fingers.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
One that chases fowls.
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
