A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Vanmailen.
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Because it retired.
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Right away.
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
He felt really out of place.
A Remote control
A search and SEIZURE
To e or not to e that is the question.
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
