Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Vanmailen.
A bull dog!
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
In a henvelope!
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
A watchdog.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Anywhere he wants to.
Are you my mother
Ralph Neighder!
A laplander!
Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!
Doesn't matter much, does it
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
Neither deliver on Sundays.
Because chicken came to his side.
A dairy potter.