Postman Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.