A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Vanmailen.
An e-nigma.
She was always using fowl language.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
A watchdog.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
This is the end.
One that chases fowls.
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Because they can only semi retire.
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
Me: With my elbows
El Taco Lips.
Trigger.
A watch dog!
To the dog.