Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Vanmailen.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
A terrified postman.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
A gun only has one trigger.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Pat
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Pants.
Sleigh-er
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
