What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.