What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon