What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!