Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
A monster coming out of the closet
Why's your belt so tight bruh
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.