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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.