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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.