What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What do you call 8 rabbits?

A rabbyte

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.