What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts