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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets