What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

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What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets