What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.