What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!