What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.