What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.