What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er