What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.