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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Slayer Jokes More Slayer Jokes

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.