Leave my presents
He felt his presents.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Sleigh-er
Cos it's tear-able.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Slanta Claus.
He was knotty.
Pasts
They chia'd.
You can sense his presents.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
He was very knotty.
Darth: I have felt your presents
I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents
Kohl's.
Census presents for Christmas!
You can feel his presents...
Because he was knotty.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
An elf driving car
He raps his presents
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Santa isn't real.
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
He had been illumi-naughty
Crip Cringle.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Santa Jaws!
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Another present!
Slayer.
Gee, I'll never part with it!
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Envelope
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
They're an anti de-present.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Knotty Pines.
Elephanta Claus!
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
Because there was no point.
Because it sticks to itself.
A Stick!
