Leave my presents
He felt his presents.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Sleigh-er
Cos it's tear-able.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Slanta Claus.
He was knotty.
Pasts
They chia'd.
You can sense his presents.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
He was very knotty.
Darth: I have felt your presents
I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents
Kohl's.
Census presents for Christmas!
You can feel his presents...
Because he was knotty.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
An elf driving car
He raps his presents
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Santa isn't real.
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
He had been illumi-naughty
Crip Cringle.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Santa Jaws!
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Another present!
Slayer.
Gee, I'll never part with it!
They're an anti de-present.
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
They keep getting lost at sea.
A solipsistic Alphabet.
Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Second gear.
Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
Star Wars) Luke-warm.
Elephanta Claus!
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
Because they never leave a tip.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
