Leave my presents
He felt his presents.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Sleigh-er
Cos it's tear-able.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Slanta Claus.
He was knotty.
Pasts
They chia'd.
You can sense his presents.
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
He was very knotty.
Darth: I have felt your presents
I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.
Kohl's.
Census presents for Christmas!
You can feel his presents...
Because he was knotty.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
An elf driving car
He raps his presents
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Santa isn't real.
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
He had been illumi-naughty
Crip Cringle.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Santa Jaws!
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Another present!
Slayer.
Gee, I'll never part with it!
She got a Zebra.
Only 25...because there's Noel.
Haulin' Oates
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Because they die at the last second.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because the pedals fell off.
Because it's 92.96 million miles away.
Because everyone has a little good in them
They'd rather give each other a ring.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Papal
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
