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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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They both have ornamental balls

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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What about you?

Me: define "child"

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty