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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty