Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie