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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie