Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.