Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot