Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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At LMN-tary school!

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie