What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.