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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car