What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Tesla Jokes More Tesla Jokes

What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk