What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk