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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.