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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car