Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.