Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.