Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!