Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.