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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.