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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.