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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.